paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
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Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
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Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
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