Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
do herpes really smell.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
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Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
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i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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