dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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