i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
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she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
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The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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