We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
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They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
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Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
You're wonderful. How are you always such a good friend?
50% genetics, 50% driven by a desire for people to drunkenly eat donuts at my funeral and then have fantastic cry-sex afterward.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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