Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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