whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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