i don't like sucking hair
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
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Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
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She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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