So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I just sucked dick on a ferry
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
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