But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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