glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
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