you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
i believe in u and ur pee
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
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