just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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