apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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