I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
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Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
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I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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