i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
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it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
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I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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