i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
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