fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
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drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
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he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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