You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
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