No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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