I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
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