What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
