he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
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It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
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Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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