Umm I'm too high to move.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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