That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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