I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
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when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
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dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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