It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
Boobs speak an international language.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
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