I heard we made out
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
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At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
this must be what syphilis tastes like
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
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He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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