Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
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i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
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For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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