I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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