i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
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and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
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I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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