ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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