You work out of a Hotel?
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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