I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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