his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
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My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
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I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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