Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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