I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
so much tequila, so little girl.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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