that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
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