Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
Never joke about your clitoris.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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