Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
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Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
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Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
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