Please, let me fuck your mom
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
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Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
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Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
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