Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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