is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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