ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
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he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
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So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
BRING THE BAGELS
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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