My key broke off while I was turning the key. I can't pull the broken key out. Not only am i locked outside, so is the rest of the building.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
