and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
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Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
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You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
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