is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
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he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
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Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
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