We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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