Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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