Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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