You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
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My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
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Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
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He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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