Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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