I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
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It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
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I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
Maybe he injected his testicle?
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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