And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
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